May 7, 2010


oh, so you babysit in park slope too?


See Post tags #park slope #hipsters #interior design #babysit

December 4, 2010


Hi. My best friend is bringing La Bagel Delight bagels over to my house while I lounge around in my underwear listening to the new Girltalk album googling where the Gramercy theatre is so I can go to College Humor Offline tonight.

It is currently 8:55 and my morning is better than yours.

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See Post tags #bagels #becca #college humor #girl talk #la bagel delight #my morning is better than yours. #offline #park slope #brooklyn

December 15, 2010


Hey! Cool!

Hey! Cool!


See Post tags #blue bloods #park slope #cafe grumpy

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December 19, 2010


The New Brooklyn Cook Book

Hey! Two of the people I babysit for wrote this really excellent cook book.

Y’all should check it out.

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December 25, 2010


Yeah. Thats right. Thats a baby doll reaching out of the bottom part of a stroller for a stuffed cat. In a pharmacy window.
Okay Park Slope.

Yeah. Thats right. Thats a baby doll reaching out of the bottom part of a stroller for a stuffed cat. In a pharmacy window.

Okay Park Slope.

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January 21, 2011


Dear The MTA,

Thank you. Thank you for making me miss the Super Secret Comedy Show at the UCB tonight, which I had been looking forward to all week. Thank you for making it take 45 minutes to get from 9th Street 7th Ave to Jay Street Metro Tech. Because that totally makes sense.

Suck my big black cock.

Love, Manderz.

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See Post tags #mta #subway #new york #f train #park slope #jay street #ucb #super secret comedy show #suck a dick

June 10, 2011


My mom told me that at one time Adrian Grenier worked at the Food CoOp.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

WHATTTT.

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July 18, 2011



See Post tags #junkslope #park slope #brooklyn #toaster oven #im ugly but i might work!