January 21, 2011


Dear The MTA,

Thank you. Thank you for making me miss the Super Secret Comedy Show at the UCB tonight, which I had been looking forward to all week. Thank you for making it take 45 minutes to get from 9th Street 7th Ave to Jay Street Metro Tech. Because that totally makes sense.

Suck my big black cock.

Love, Manderz.

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