November 11, 2010
Rules I Live By
1.) Nobody puts baby in the corner
2.) Do not talk about fight club.
3.) No one gets a hand job from Leah Dagen
4.) When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes.
5.) Do not look at or mention his scar.
6.) Follow the yellow brick road.
7.) Always be closing.
8.) Never discuss 3 things. Religion, Politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
9.) Goonies never say die.
10.) You cannot apparate onto or from within the grounds of Bennington Hogwarts.
11.) Never get high on your own supply.
12.) You need a car to get around Lumpy Space, otherwise you’ll fall into the lumpy abyss.
13.) Follow Harry’s code.
14.) The code is more of a set of guidelines, than actual rules.
15.) Do not ask Marsha if she wants to talk about it.
16.) Be careful. The cap slips off for like….no reason.
17.) Double tap.
18.) Use the term incident. Accident implies there is no one to blame.
19.) No forcefields.
20.) The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
21.) Never pop another man’s pustule.
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November 25, 2010
Oh damn.
Oh DAMN.
Yo, Neville, the front of yo head got RIDIKUHLUS
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#neville longbottom #matthew lewis #woah SOMEONE cleans up good #harry potter
June 25, 2011
Text messaging with my Father.
- Me: They should have replaced Richard Harris with Stephen Fry instead of Michael Gambon. He would have handled it better.
- Dad: Word.
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#dad #dumbledore #harry potter #michael gambon #richard harris #stephen fry #texts
July 14, 2011
Every year right around my birthday there was either a Harry Potter book or movie coming out.
So I spent every birthday with Harry Potter.
That was what kept my birthday from being completely terrible. At least there was some Potter related thing to look forward to.
I was kind of a shitty kid, so my friends got sick of me easily and frequently, when I was being a shit and felt bad about myself, Harry Potter was there to temporarily relieve my silly little kid sadness and anger.
I locked myself in my room on my 11th birthday and cried because my letter from Hogwarts didn’t come.
I was never one of those buy all the useless merchandise, wait in line in a costume (well, I’ve waited in line), forum posting, fan fiction writing people, because I’m not like that with any of the things I’m a fan of. But I was totally addicted to the books.
I read and re-read them, and now they’re all ripped and stained and all the spines are broken and my sister asks me how I’m supposed to read them since there are so many pages missing.
After book seven, it made me too sad to read any of them again, and while I saw every movie they made me kinda bitter because I always thought I could make a better one.
I am turning 20 years old on Monday, and Harry Potter is over tonight.
Let it be known that at 5:37 pm, I started to grasp the magnitude of today.
Today, I think my childhood officially ends.
Which is really sad, but okay.
July 15, 2011
THIS IS DEAD ON. And making my transition into adulthood SO much easier.
“And thats a fixitive”
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#HARRY POTTER COLLEGE HUMOR AND FOOD NETWORK IN ONE VIDEO. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE #college humor #diners drive ins and dives #food network #guy fieri #harry potter #hogwarts #potions #snape #Streeter Seidell #josh ruben
