Monsters, Inc.

Rules I Live By

1.) Nobody puts baby in the corner

2.) Do not talk about fight club.

3.) No one gets a hand job from Leah Dagen

4.) When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes.

5.) Do not look at or mention his scar.

6.) Follow the yellow brick road.

7.) Always be closing.

8.) Never discuss 3 things. Religion, Politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

9.) Goonies never say die.

10.) You cannot apparate onto or from within the grounds of Bennington Hogwarts.

11.) Never get high on your own supply.

12.) You need a car to get around Lumpy Space, otherwise you’ll fall into the lumpy abyss.

13.) Follow Harry’s code.

14.) The code is more of a set of guidelines, than actual rules.

15.) Do not ask Marsha if she wants to talk about it.

16.) Be careful. The cap slips off for like….no reason.

17.) Double tap.

18.) Use the term incident. Accident implies there is no one to blame.

19.) No forcefields. 

20.) The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

21.) Never pop another man’s pustule.

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Snow Day Playlist/Preventing Day After Christmas Sadness Playlist.

Bedrock- Young Money

In Another Town-Regina Spektor

Triple Double -Girl Talk

Lemmie Get Some- Amanda Blank (feat. Chuck Inglish)

Bitch You Breakfast-Lele

God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman/We Three Kings - Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan

Too Much-Tech9ne

Rebel Rebel-David Bowie

Why Don’t You Love Me?- Beyonce

Because The Night - 10,000 Maniacs

Up Up & Away (The Wake And Bake Song)-Kid Cudi

Fuck You -Cee Lo Green

 Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy - David Bowie and Bing Crosby

Blazin’ - Nicki Minaj (feat. Kanye West)

Another Postcard (acoustic)- Barenaked Ladies

Drown In The Now - The Crystal Method (feat. Matisyahu)

You Don’t Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords

Good Evening- Mac Miller

New Math - Bo Burnham

Fake Palindromes - Andrew Bird

Respect-Biggie

Hella Nervous - Gravy Train!!!!

Apology Song - The Decemberists

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

Laid - James

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