Hi. I'm Manderz. From Brooklyn.
I come with a three year warranty, and more cup holders than anyone
else guarenteed or your money back. Batteries not included.
I think television is an underrated 'art' form, and hope to someday
soon be a producer/properties master for film and television productions.
Here are some things that I like.
Here is another thing you can look at that I did:
http://whattheshitisfordinner.tumblr.com/
And another:
http://laurettewillhavesons.tumblr.com
Because during the Jake and Amir livecast today, they said they were gonna call people and so I thought hmm….I think I might have the number for the phone in that room from when Phantom called me ages ago…..turns out I did still have it. But then I thought, no, theres no way this works, you’d need an extension right? But then I thought, okay, its worth a try…. so I called it and lo and behold JAKE FUCKING PICKED UP. And I talked to them for a sec.
Needless to say, my day was made.
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#holy shit technology #jake and amir #livecast #lol #phone #college humor #streeter #phantom of the office
this is my favorite thing that has ever happened on facebook.
Eva, stop trying to make boys in Leigh happen, its not going to happen.
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#bennington college #LOL
Tattoo Freakout
Pain is temporary, pride is also temporary.
DON TOUCH ME.
HES A FREAKIN WEIRDO.
This must be fake.
Or else that is the most amazing saint like tattoo artist I’ve ever seen.
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#tattoo #LOL #freak out #embarrassing #pain #ouch #meme #WoW
School’s Starting Message to Teachers
Unless Bottle is a kid’s name. Then it’s discouraged
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#LOL #sign #teacher #school #college #drinking #bottle #alcohol
EPIC WEDDING PICTURES!
Click for the source/to make them larger.
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#wedding #pictures #lol #funny #zombie #death #shovel #knife #husband #wife
Friend Advice: How to Muffle Explosive Diarrhea
If that doesn’t work, you can just quit.
Nicki and Drak- I mean ‘Drez’. BFFs.
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#LOL #gross #iphone #screen cap #advice #bathroom #toilet #texts #poop #embarrassing
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONE ON TUMBLR ONLY REBLOGGING THE SKINNY GIRAFFES. CURVY GIRAFFES ARE BEAUTIFUL TOO! fuck the haters.
size doesn’t matter, this giraffe is beautiful inside and out!
FUCK SOCIETY,YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL GIRAFFE,NO MATTER IF YOU’RE SKINNY OR CURVY!!
(via brosephandthetechnicolordreambr)
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#OH MY GOODNESS #LOL
Bo Burnham performs his song “Men and Women”
Happy 21rst Birthday to CollegeHumor’s favorite satirical songwriter
Happy Happy HAPPY Birthday to the kid who got me through high school.
Good job staying alive for 21 years.
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#LOL #Celebs #birthday #men #women #sex #comedy #live #music #satire #collegehumor #song #bo burnham
This is Intern Max. To celebrate the release of our book today, we’re sending him out into the city with two copies to give away to fans.
He’s not allowed to come back until you find him, so get to it. More clues/updates on our Twitter: http://twitter.com/CollegeHumor
FUCCCKKKK IM BABYSITTINGGG
i love hide n seek.
and prizes.
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#LOL #CollegeHumor #Intern #Book
How to Make Fire from Ice
Apparently the answer isn’t “set ice on fire.” That just melts it.
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#LOL #science #fire #ice #campign #survivial #cool #how to #impressive #nature
that was quick
(via buzzfeed)
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#news #nyc #New York City #new york #earthquake #lol #statue of liberty