Hi. I'm Manderz. From Brooklyn.
I come with a three year warranty, and more cup holders than anyone
else guarenteed or your money back. Batteries not included.
If you make it Christmas-themed and film it, you have the perfect excuse to be an asshole to everyone you meet.
Raise your hand if you found this surprising.
*no one raises hand ever at all ever till death do us part lather rinse repeat*CollegeHumor Staff Blog