Rules I Live By

1.) Nobody puts baby in the corner

2.) Do not talk about fight club.

3.) No one gets a hand job from Leah Dagen

4.) When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes.

5.) Do not look at or mention his scar.

6.) Follow the yellow brick road.

7.) Always be closing.

8.) Never discuss 3 things. Religion, Politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

9.) Goonies never say die.

10.) You cannot apparate onto or from within the grounds of ~~Bennington~~ Hogwarts.

11.) Never get high on your own supply.

12.) You need a car to get around Lumpy Space, otherwise you’ll fall into the lumpy abyss.

13.) Follow Harry’s code.

14.) The code is more of a set of guidelines, than actual rules.

15.) Do not ask Marsha if she wants to talk about it.

16.) Be careful. The cap slips off for like….no reason.

17.) Double tap.

18.) Use the term incident. Accident implies there is no one to blame.

19.) No forcefields.

20.) The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

21.) Never pop another man’s pustule.

Monsters, Inc.