someblackkid: white people will smoke anything
the opening credits for napoleon dynamite.
are bloody fantastic.
Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is...– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via thelittlephilosopher)
Okay, Jezebel, maybe I'll give you a second... →
*UPDATE* But you’re gonna have to greatly expand this article, something that could very easily be done, into something more in depth than this little blip that mostly indicates the author was dumped by someone with a cat.
List of Mitt Romney's flip-flops, with sources! →
detenebrate: Oh, this is golden. Please REBLOG so this gets out and people can see what a liar this guy is!
Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.
Mom: I used to have a college student come help me when you were a baby, but because you knew I was there it was kinda useless because you'd keep running in when I was trying to work no matter what I did.
Me: Yeah, its hopeless, its like it doesnt matter. I could show up with a pony-
Charlie: *Spinning around*WHAT?
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly