March 2010
“90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. a million people have aids and no one wants to wear a condom.”
—
anonymous.
seriously. wear a condom. its like a pre-packaged water slide for your penis. except instead of sitting in a thousand peoples urine, you’re protected from disease and pregnancy….for the most part. i mean if you decide to pee in a condom, thats your choice. what ever floats your boat man.
“mastah cylindaaa!”
—xander cruise. frisky dingo.
