Hi. I'm Manderz. From Brooklyn.
I come with a three year warranty, and more cup holders than anyone
else guarenteed or your money back. Batteries not included.
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
(via snypequist)Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan
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(via chiefmecca)the world of wolves
(via sesamestreet)The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
On September 17, David Letterman was the first comedian to return to the air. His opening monologue has been called ”one of the purest, most honest and important moments in TV history.” Toward the end of his remarks, he gave voice to the utter confusion many Americans felt: “We’re told they were zealots fueled by religious fervor. Religious fervor. And if you live to be a thousand years old, will that make any sense to you? Will that make any goddamn sense?” The full clip of Letterman’s opening remarks can be seen here and the full transcript is here.
where the wild likes are.
Ru Pauls Drag Race Miss Congenialitys
BeBe Zahara Benet
Bianca Del Rio
(via thisiswhereikeepmyswag)Monsters, Inc.
okay there was definitely a better marge expression to use for this, this is her, “bart burned the school down but he did it to save christmas” face not her “come hither, homer” face.Hai.
why are people mean to Steve Buscemi? People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face. Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you. Steve Buscemi is really nice. He does volunteer work. He used be a firefighter. He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding. There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.
WHO THE FUCK IS BEING MEAN TO STEVE BUSCEMI LETS FUCKING KICK THEIR ASSES
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