Hi. I'm Manderz. From Brooklyn.
I come with a three year warranty, and more cup holders than anyone
else guarenteed or your money back. Batteries not included.
im can totally get behind this
"scientists say good day for boating"P O S T - POSITIVITY
In other words, if you want to be consumed by feelings like sadness and anxiety about where you are in your life because you know that you have a reason for it and because you have been abused by a situation, then also know that these justifications will keep you from healing. Even if in reality you are a victim, this role is not helping you to be in a better place. It’s your choice to embrace the circumstances from that point of view—and you are entitled to do so. But if you want to be healthy, to be in joy, to find peace, and to move away from the situation you are in, then you can start by reframing your understanding. Take the lessons of that situation and embrace your responsibilities, leaving others to do the same.
And this process must be done in a loving way, not in judgment. You must remain objective and seek to see the situation accurately. Know that this option can lead you into awakening the power within. Know that this will help you to understand that you are the creator of your reality and you can change it at any time you choose. This position leads you into a role that is more empowering—a role that gives you control over your life. Know that what happened is in the past and that you can move forward, making things better from this point on.
This way, you become the driver of your life—not the passenger. You will regain responsibility to create what you desire, rather than placing it in the hands of another who may or may not fulfill your expectations. You will become the creator of your life and ignite the God that you are.
Excerpt from Become the Creator of Your Life(via blogcarolinazacariaworld)
(via thisispresence)Carolina Zacaria
I just thought about this for the first time in a while
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m coughing and crying!
The Goddess Garden
- That nudity is inherently sexual
- That people should be judged for their personal decisions
- That yelling solves problems
- That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
- That age correlates to importance
- That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
- That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….
is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?
so the girl way
How about the boy way….
WWHAT AM I
Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…
just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.
SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE
……boys seem to not know how to get their elbows more through the sleeves before they pull the shirt up too high which seems like a common sense thing to meif yr not big boss idc
Me Doing Weird Things to Myself
This is everything.
My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.
My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.
Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”
I have no idea what’s going on
Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.
Best line of the movie